


Terror of the Branchla

by Doctor John Smith



Category: UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie/円盤皇女ワるきゅーレ
Genre: Humor, Suspense
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2014-03-30
Updated: 2014-03-30
Packaged: 2014-06-06 21:33:27
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 635
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10230826/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2965958/Doctor-John-Smith
Summary: Klarg goes to Tokyo to cause some trouble to our favorite princess, bath house owner and cat-maid.





	Terror of the Branchla

**Terror of the Branchla**

**by Dr. John Smith**

A tall, slender man with gray slicked back hair in a clean, black business suit stood overlooking the city, at first glance he looked to be in his late 40's and early 50's. He scowled over the city "They shall all perish in time, but where to start?" he said in an older, firm British accent.

-Bathhouse-

Kazuto was sweeping the floors when Valkyrie ran into him, causing him to fall to the ground "OUCH! Valkyrie watch were you're going next time." he said firmly.

Valkyrie gave a puppy dog face "I'm sorry Kazuto, I was just playing." she said innocently.

Kazuto sighed "Just... Be careful next time, ok?" he said. Valkyrie nodded and ran off.

As Valkyrie ran off, Ms. Sanada walked in, she was her normal cat-woman-maid self, even had her smile. She walked up to Kazuto "So, how are things today?" she asked.

"Good," Kazuto deadpanned "Just wish it wasn't so slow today."

"You wish something exciting would happen?" she asked, knowing the answer.

"Yeah, I mean for weeks it's been noting but a total of..." he began to count on his fingers "Three people each day!" suddenly they heard someone walk in. when they saw who it was, they saw an older gentleman with gray slicked back hair in a black suit.

Sanada ran up to greet him "Hello sir! Welcome to the Bathhouse. How may we help you today?"

He gave her a stone cold eye "I wish to stay until everyone has gone home." he stated.

"You mean, stay after hours?" she asked.

"Yes, I wish to open one of my own and need to know how it works." The man said.

Sanada hesitated "It's not really up to me sir, it's up to my boss, Kazuto." he pointed to Kazuto behind her, the man growled a bit "Then get him so I may speak with him." he said through his teeth.

Kazuto walked up "Can I help you?"

"If I may ask, may I be able to stay until after hours of your bath house? I plan on opening one of my own and was recommended this one." He finished.

Kazuto gave it some thought, until he nodded in agreement "Sure, why not. Are you staying anywhere?" he asked.

"Unfortunately no, I just got off the train from London a few hours ago." The man said.

"You can stay here, my sister went off to college, so we have a spare room you can use." Kazuto insisted. The man nodded as well, and they shook hands.

"By the way, what's your name?" Kazuto asked.

"Klarence Garn." The man said.

"Nice to meet you Klarence!" Sanada screamed and gave him a tight hug, "PLEASE RELEASE ME YOU FOUL WOMAN!" he screamed. She let go and rubbed the back of her head nervously.

-Later that night-

Klarence sat on his bed, he took off his coat and undid his tie and began to laugh "Klarg you are a master mind!" Klarence reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a clipboard "This is that stupid clipboard from that pathetic Man in Black. But now I will kill these fools and he can do nothing, I will demolish this town." he laughed some more.

On the other side of the door Valkyrie was listening in on him "Uh oh. I have to tell someone." she said quietly, and ran off to find Kazuto or Sanada.

**Klarg, Leader of the Branchla! In his own story! Yes references to 'Klarg vs The Man in Black' will be made and after this a sequel called "Klarg vs The Man in Black 2: Death of the Branchla' will be made as well as updates to Ice Queen and the Lonely Traveler and Puppets and Dolls vs Toys.**


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